YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Working in retail in a nutshell
crab riding crab
drive me closer so I can hit them with my claw
MAKE LOKI FIX IT
Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.
Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.
Accurate post is accurate.